this fucked me up
moooore college au. vex and i decided this should take place in college instead of highschool bc ages. ZACH IS STILL TRYING TO GET BATTER TO SMOKE WEED WITH HIM LMAO
zach: want some weeeeed??
batter: no. it’s probably impure anyway.
GET IT. IMPURE. HAHAHA. omg nvm. also enoch thinks batter is rly cool and dedan just wants him expelled lmao.
There’s this kid at church that always says there’s dirt on my face and he’s always talking about my beauty mark which is kind of just there
you evolved from cute to asshole kid congratulations.
I just yelled “Stop” really loud, I think my parents heard me
They play sexual slow jams over the intercom here at the hair salon and I’m pretty sure it’s uncomfortable for everyone.