I’d sign up for the new “Figure It Out” show. 

And my ‘impossible talent’ would be the ability to watch an episode of VicTorious without completely throwing up.

And at the end, I would sit in front a television set as they play one of the episodes and writhe in pain

as all the actors silently watch.

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Also, what else I learned today about tumblr, if you’re using Missing E, the key “M” will bookmark the current post. Thus continues my trek of clickless tumbling

so we have:

J- Down

K- Up

L- Like

R- Reblog

M- Bookmark

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So how long has this been a thing?
J: Down
K: Up
L: Like Currently Post
R: Reblog Current Post
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I KNEW THAT THE K AND J KEYS SCROLLED UP AND DOWN THE DASH BUT I DID NOT KNOW THE L KEY LIKED THINGS AUTOMATICALLY

Did everyone know this?! Am I just that late?!

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meme-meme: Thank you Google! This is true

meme-meme:

Thank you Google!

This is true

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pinkcakes-blackcoffee: sexy-little-thneeds: damntheempire: galaxy-hearts: shinjaninja: kyleehenke: bechnokid: sycophantism: sagiso: ameliazan: thesupercoolamerican: jake-engrish: maplehoofhugs: davespriteswingsdrippinwithranch: sassy-gay-ghirahim: himapapaftw: amonsteraday: face-down-asgard-up: dirty-purple-suit: lazybuchanan: ABORT ABORT WE’VE BEEN COMPROMISED. RUN. DESTROY ALL FANFICTIONS, MANIPS AND FANART. LOOK NORMAL FEIGN IGNORANCE OH JESUS HIDE THE TROLL X KID PORN HIDE THE COUNTRY PORN HIDE IT ALL hOW DID THEY FIND US well im outy HIDE THE KINKMEMES HIDE EVERY SINGLE KINKMEME HIDE THE FANFICTION. JUST … HIDE THE WEBSITE SOMEHOW. Hey wait guys, what’s going o- OH SHIT! DELETE EVERYTHING! ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT PROTOCOLS This has caused mayhem, I see. Operation Titanic will now initiate. Prepare to save, hide and protect all of the ships and their shippers. This is not a drill. Repeat. This is not a drill. dave isn’t ready and neither am I WHO THE FUCK TOLD THEM

pinkcakes-blackcoffee:

sexy-little-thneeds:

damntheempire:

galaxy-hearts:

shinjaninja:

kyleehenke:

bechnokid:

sycophantism:

sagiso:

ameliazan:

thesupercoolamerican:

jake-engrish:

maplehoofhugs:

davespriteswingsdrippinwithranch:

sassy-gay-ghirahim:

himapapaftw:

amonsteraday:

face-down-asgard-up:

dirty-purple-suit:

lazybuchanan:

ABORT ABORT

WE’VE BEEN COMPROMISED. RUN. DESTROY ALL FANFICTIONS, MANIPS AND FANART.

LOOK NORMAL

FEIGN IGNORANCE

OH JESUS HIDE THE TROLL X KID PORN HIDE THE COUNTRY PORN HIDE IT ALL

hOW DID THEY FIND US

well im outy

HIDE THE KINKMEMES

HIDE EVERY SINGLE KINKMEME

HIDE THE FANFICTION.

JUST … HIDE THE WEBSITE SOMEHOW.

Hey wait guys, what’s going o- OH SHIT! DELETE EVERYTHING!

ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT PROTOCOLS

This has caused mayhem, I see.

Operation Titanic will now initiate.

Prepare to save, hide and protect all of the ships and their shippers.

This is not a drill. Repeat. This is not a drill.

dave isn’t ready and neither am I

WHO THE FUCK TOLD THEM

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Tumblr: Turning ‘a few minutes’ into hours since 2007.

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Words better than “I Love You”

jamilogic:

“I’ll pay for you”

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I love when celebrities interact with fans.  I remember randomly asking Danny Pudi (Abed from Community) what his favorite ice cream flavor was on Twitter one day during math class and got this direct message later on. 

I love when celebrities interact with fans. 

I remember randomly asking Danny Pudi (Abed from Community) what his favorite ice cream flavor was on Twitter one day during math class and got this direct message later on. 

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purdaldoo:

oh my god you guys  i haven’t even seen the Lorax and you’re all turning me to the Once-ler fandom GODDAMN

Omg. Go see it! I was like, an instant fan of the Once-ler.

It’s inevitable! 

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Me: Whoops. Accidentally closed Tumblr.
Me: *Goes to the next 4813120382230190th tab of Tumblr already opened.*
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