narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

scoobed:

Please tell me you all remember whatever the fuck Catdog’s parents were. 

wallabri:

i’ll just show myself out

younggirlandthesea:

I love how you could literally type Beafihdjhsic Casdkjlkjdfaich and people would know who you’re talking about.

nekroticpooparts:

bbbbbbhh
i started monsterboying it up again
taur andrew, and i mean what other animal could he be

johneggbutt:

fovelshucker:

tardislocked:

fovelshucker:

IM LA UGHING SO HARD IM GO NNA CRY YO U HUST KEE PCSCREOLLING DO WNA DNT EH LETERES GKK EP GEETING BI GIGER AND BIGIGEGER AND I AL  IGUHGED SO AHRHD THAT  MYM BIRIDS SJU ST F RE AKKED OUT IM GO NN NA P I ISISS IMMYMSLELF IM LA IUGUNG NG SOSWHAH HRHHRD

http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm

I CO MEPLTELY FO ROGOT ABOUT THI SI I CA NT SO TP FU CKK IING L A UGHI NG HO LY HSI HTIM I MG OIGNNA SHIT MY SLELF IC ANT FU KC INGIN B BREAHTHE

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SITE FOR MOTHERFUCKING 48903843029743982743892 MILLION YEARS I THOUGHT I FAVED IT BUT I DIDNT AND FINALLY I FOUND THE FUCKING POST

suicideslurpee:

tibets:

i just fucking spat all over my computer laughing

OMFG.

poachy:

“Your demented crusade ends here. Die, Chowder, with the eternal souvenir of not having conducted your sad scheme to its end.”

“It’s too late. Everything is lost.”

smogoncc:

Official Sugimori artwork of Orange Kyurem from Pokémon B2W2.

bad-batteur:

IT WAS UNEVENTFUL.