college should be $25
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cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

I need more hugs and small animals in my life and I am very tired

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glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

hammpix:

HOW TO DRAW SUPERHERO BOOBS.

hammpix:

HOW TO DRAW SUPERHERO BOOBS.

Oh oh oh YEAH I just remembered another weird ‘glitch in the matrix’ occurrence that happened to me. I was like 7? Idk.  my family went to the beach and my sister and I were playing in the sand and in the shallow water and junk and my dad somehow fell asleep while lounging on a floaty tube? Like the waves rocked him to sleep and he floated out REALLY far and I remember seeing him float further and further away and I screamed to him but he didn’t wake up and ran to get my mom, but when I took her to the water she said she couldn’t see anything and I was like, welp there it is I lost my dad forever this is horrifying and then my dad walk up and from the beach going ‘what are we all lookin at?’

????????? 

I guess I don’t like thinking of that one cause I was legitly scared someone I cared about was lost or died :( 

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It is not good to have your tv on Adult Swim if you are mildly too creeped out to sleep omg some of their bumpers’ll catch u off guard if you’re not paying attention

I got this wide screen tv on my wall and I look up feeling creeped out and suddenly the screen is all disoriented with the flashing words “WORSHIP” on it with  scary music playing

THANKS  AS THANKS SO MUCH

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rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

emmasdisneyworld:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ANY CAT HAS EVER DONE

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I can only remember one specific “glitch in the matrix” instance that’s happened to me other than the time in my life when I suffered from really bad sleep paralysis.

I was in daycare or kindergarten? And I spent at least an hour (or 20 mins I’m not sure how long, but it seemed like really  a long time) trying to straighten and jam a thin metal staple I found in the carpet into an uncovered electrical outlet.

I was so determined and I don’t know why? It’s the only vivid memory I have at that super young age? No adult noticed me sitting in the corner away from everyone else for such a long time?

When I finally maneuvered the staple completely into the outlet, fire blew out? I remember it SUPER VIVIDLY, It wasn’t a lot of fire, just a short blast licking out of the outlet. It didn’t touch or hurt me but I was suddenly scared that I’d get in trouble and moved away to join everyone else.

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The only thing I’m concerned about with the new season of Boondocks is if they’re finally going to include Caesar

Ahh I love that character and Huey needs another friend and there needs to be more Jazmine the end